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Naughty Kids Kid Parents Did You Know? The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China
in 1910. My wife told our 5 year old to put on clean underwear everyday, and he did just as he was told. At the end of the week, he had on 5 pairs. A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster. **********  ********** A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity
that would have to be filled. "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster. My daughter's fifth-grade class had been studying astronomy. That's when her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom?" ********** Patsy offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of her next-door neighbor.
She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon
and eggs in front of the child. So, Patsy, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of hot biscuits, which she laid in front of the girl. "No, thank you," she said. "But I thought you said your mother always prepares hot biscuits for breakfast!" said Patsy in surprise. "She does," said the child. "But I don't eat them." ********** A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the
park. "There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work?" "Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy." ********** In the mid-1950s my father completed a tour of duty at Elmendorf Air Force
Base in Anchorage, Alaska. We were stationed with him and returned to Seattle
aboard the troopship USS Funston. As troop commander, Dad was charged with
conducting daily inspections of the men's quarters, galley and mess hall. My father was about to pass the inspection when Stuart piped up, "Daddy, look at all the gum under the table!" Dad bent down to the eye level of a small child, and was horrified to see years' worth of petrified chewing gum covering the bottoms of the tables. The mess hall did not pass inspection until later that day and the troops who scraped off all that gum could happily have thrown my little brother in the brig. ********** A little boy was showings his family's photo album the the baby sitter. He shook his head and said, " My mom doesn't like it at all. She said she wants to have it blown up." **********
Fearing a problem with her young son and not wanting to make it worse, she decides to take him to a child psychologist. The psychologist delicately goes to work. He gives the boy a battery of psychological tests. He chats with him. Everything seems perfectly normal. Everyday for two weeks, the tests continue. Yet everyday, the boy continues to bring home drawings in only black and brown. Frustrated at not being able to get to the root of the problem and fearful that something is terribly wrong, the child psychologist decides to give the kid some paper and a box of crayons and observe what happens. The boy opens the box of crayons and says, "Oh boy! A new box of crayons! At school we only have old boxes. The only ones left in mine are black and brown!" ********** Catching her in the act, the grandmother confronted her 3-year-old granddaughter. "Are
you eating your little sister's grapes?" ********** While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an
elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's
desk, the man just sat there, alone and quiet. ********** "I was in a customer's home one afternoon and while I was talking to the customer, their 4 year old little girl, tugged on my pants leg and excitedly exclaimed, "I got a new bicycle, do you want to see it?" I said, "Sure Michelle." So off to the backyard we went. Upon getting into the backyard, I saw a brand new girl's bicycle. "Boy, Michelle!! That's a beautiful bicycle." I complimented. "Can you ride it?" "Yeah, I can ride it," she said, then with a sad face she pouted, "but it's broke." I looked at the new bicycle and couldn't see anything wrong with it, so I asked her, "What's wrong with it?" "I don't know," she shrugged, "but every time I ride it, it falls down!" ********** One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her
small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with
a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice: "The big sissy." ********** Kids Answers. 
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